i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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