I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just found a bag of teeth...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
