so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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