everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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