Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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