Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Randomize
