ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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