Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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