So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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