Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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