hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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