I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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