doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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