ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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