i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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