you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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