Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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