she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize
