I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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