I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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