You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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