we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
accomplished twins. life is a go
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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