I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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