Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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