She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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