FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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