lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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