I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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