we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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