thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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