Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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