ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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