great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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