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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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