we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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