ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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