Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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