i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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