he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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