11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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