i think my mom watched the whole time
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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