But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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