Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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