My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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