I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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