I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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