Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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