Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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