Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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