Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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