I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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